What are some great short jokes?

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• Sorry, Trump supporters, but eventually it will have to be asked: Why didn't Trump do as well in his first term as he is doing NOW?
• Are there any guys, crossdressers, or transgender girls here who wear tampons?
• Why do so many men wait until they are retired or close to it to start having sex with Men? Most of them say they have always wanted to suck dick or be fucked. Why did you wait?
• How does it feel to be in a marriage without any love?
• Why do all the stupid people think Donald J. Trump is stupid?
• Is dating in college necessary? Why and why not?
• Why is the word "democracy" not in the preamble of the US Constitution?
• Can a bride cheat on her groom at a wedding?
• Why isn't bestiality illegal in most states? If children can't consent, then animals DEFINITELY can't consent. Why is being a pedophile a crime but zoophilia is not?
• Why is the left keep misrepresenting what Trump said about his daughter? When asked if he would date her if he weren’t her father, it simply reflected pride in raising a smart, respectful, and loving daughter with good morals all men want that no?
• Do intellectuals who peddle pseudoscientific tripe like simulation theory ever stop and think they are just dumb NPCs for Illuminati bot wars?